Funny embarrassing dating stories

He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!At one point, he even asked the elderly women sitting next to us if we made an attractive couple. ' I was so embarrassed, apologized to them, and said he was right—you buy any kind of crap online." —Sonia V., 41"I was on a blind date.

Right before the lights dimmed, I noticed someone who looked vaguely familiar at the bottom of the stairs.

After being in a relationship for a few years, I've basically forgotten what it's like to date.